Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do