The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction