Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke