It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion