All dressed down with nowhere to go
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins: