Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
God is the world’s only super-bower
I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
