They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
