The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail