That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?