An Italian, an Irishman, and a Jew thought they were walking into a bar when they were actually showing up for a bar mitzvah, as I finally take responsibility for my mistakes by learning from them
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact