When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side