My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs