Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs