When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way