We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…