Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…