It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
