No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams