Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that