Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations