My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that