When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway