Mating For Life Saved My

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them