He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
When God closes one store He opens another
