At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
