Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
When you send an invitation You are communicating to someone t… They are both welcome and expected To show Moshiach that he is welco… We must welcome him into our heart…
A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
