What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker