Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
I have an idea: I have no idea
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
