For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes