Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
It’s always darkest before the yawn
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
