The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God