You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley