Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
