My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is