Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid