The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
