Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
