What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing