By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging