We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…