A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
You’ll know that you are living on easy street when it’s a dead end street
