God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

In Let there be plight the P is silent

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…