At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

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