When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…