Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
Easy to please but problematic to appease
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
