Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
