People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds