Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something