When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah