Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism