At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
