Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…