Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one