You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer