The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs